West meets East

No matter how many thousands of years of amazing culture you have, the grass always looks greener on the other side so the Chinese want to adopt other cultures too. English is the second language of the country and in recent years the government has encouraged everyone to learn English at school. In practice this usually means learning to write English because there are few English speakers in the country to educate so many people. It’s not unusual to see signs and names of objects in English as well as Chinese. It is however unusual to find Chinese people who speak more than a few words of English.

The standards for English writing vary quite considerably, so it’s common to see things that jar with the English mind and make you look twice to see if it was your brain playing tricks on you or not. For example, I’m sure I’ve seen this brand of motorbike on the roads in Britain…

Where would the world be without classy bread flavoured bread? If I remember correctly it didn’t taste too bad but the endless aftertaste was clearly a trades description act non-compliance because I can’t taste it now.

I wasn’t sure if you drank this because you had no friends or if the after effect of drinking it was that you wouldn’t have any friends.

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